Try to fluster me. Be creative.

(Source: fearbegone)

“How’s everyone?”

davestriderwhatever:

oh hold up snakey boy dont sound too happy to hear me now

“It’s Relius’s birthday.”

(Source: endlessdespair)

davestriderwhatever:

hey snake

“Oh, you. Hello.”

(Source: endlessdespair)

“Hello everybody!”

Hazama gagged and choked on his neck by The Kid’s hands while being on the floor. “Sir, you’re a sick bastard!” He stepped on Hazama’s throat violently, causing a crack to happen. 

“OPTIC BARREL!” A few shots flung over Hazama’s head, suddenly hits him pinpoint at the neck.

“—!!!” Hazama couldn’t breathe since she shot through his lungs. He started to cough up blood and fell to the ground, dead.

Hazama was on the ground, not able to move. Yaruko stared at him while growling in rage. “I’ll never forgive you!” The boy slit Hazama’s body in half and left a gory mess that laid around him. Hazama had no response due to his waist being cut open. Never again was he able to be free.

“I-I wasn’t hitting on your son, I swear! He might be cool, but damn, you don’t have to be an angry father!” Hazama was startled from the way Sparda held him by the collar. Sparda was displeased from this. He stabbed Hazama with his own knife. Hazama’s eyes went blank and all there was left is an empty shell of what used to be Hazama.

Terumi was held up by Ignis, bloodied up. He spewed up blood from the corner from his mouth. “It… hurts… Relius… This fucking hurts!”

Relius only chuckled, a smirk however showed on his face. “No. It’s your fate. Ignis, finish him.”

Ignis tore his throat out and a high-pitched scream from Terumi was left out.